Tá, estou emo e vou desabafar. Duas fases. Os prós e os contras. O que eu gostei e o que não. Ênfase naquelas coisas mais importantes em ambos os lados.
Azul pro Pró, vermelho pra Contra.
Faculdade, aulas, ARF, Desenho Técnico, Cálculo, Tadeu, Carro, DS, Longe de alguns amigos, desenhos, estágio, escola técnica, Daniel, Tânia, Acidente de Carro, prof. (não lembro o nome, mas é chatobagarai), Prika longe, Nana longe, Cris no RJ, Entrevista do roteirista da Marvel, quase todas as notas do semestre, calculo, Rafa, Gui, Luma, Dona Helena, Diogo, Vívi, Hikari, Yuri, Naty, Camila, Salleiro, Alberto, Andrei, Fipo, TODOS OS CHATOS (sou político de mais pra citá-los), 15 anos da Mica, Renan e Luana, Sushi Random, já coloquei estágio e cálculo?, Fringe, SuperNatural, Os Normais 2, Tendinite, Brüno, Monoton, morar com os irmãos, férias sozinho, férias sozinho, Trabalhos confusos e notas meia boca de Ecodesign, Janafeelings, Isabel, Lauren, Ieda, moodle, pcs novos no trabalho, pc que não funciona mais direito, Plants vs Zombies, Yurismos, Saimonismos, fonte de bambú, metamorfose, saca rolhas estranho, corredor, ampliação da FA, Alex, sentimento de ser feio, fora de forma, sem cigarro, PS2, Disgaea, Phantom Brave, Valkyrie profile DS, Bust a Move DS, Bad Romance, Viva La Vida, Divide and Kreate, Peu (pelo menos depois de meia hora, sim), Polaróides, Morte da Kathy Mileidy =/, idéias idiotas e indecisões da minha cabeça, Jeckson, Dejô, Liri, Coiso, RoBraun e tantos outros BEM distantes =/, faltou tempo pra tudo, distância do Dedo, mesa de desenho, materiais de desenho, coisas novas, marcadores e pastéis \o/.
Não lembro muito mais coisas... mas aí é uma listinha bem boa né?? =P
Metas pra 2010/1:
-Melhorar 100000% meu desempenho acadêmico.
-Ser mais eu e menos os outros.
-Aturar menos bobagens.
-Aturar mais estudo.
-Jogar menos, mas com mais qualidade.
-Entrar em forma, física e intelectual.
-Melhorar minha performance romântica.
Deu. Post de desabafo ficou maior do que eu previa...
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21 de dez. de 2009
20 de dez. de 2009
Friends
Flight Of The Conchords
Friends sing together
La, La, La, La
Friends do things together
La, La, La, La
Friends laugh together
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
Friends make graphs together
La, La, La, La
Friends help you when you're in danger
Friends are people who are not strangers
Friends help you shift into a new place
Tell you if you've got food on you're face
Friends are the ones, on who you can depend
He's my friend, He's not my friend
Friends are the ones who are there at the end
He's my friend, They're not my friends
If you trip over I'll catch you're fall
If you kick my dick, I won't break you're balls
If you get drunk and vomit on me
I'll make sure you get home safely
If you cross the road and a truck struck you
And scrape you up and reconstruct you
I'll cheer you up if you're depressed
If you get murdered I'll avenge you're death
Friends walk together
La, La, La, La
Pop and lock together
Me and him together
La, La, La, La
Me and Jim forever
Friends go jogging at the track
Friends borrow money never pay It back
Friends do not let friends do crack
Friends go out and grab a snack
Friends drink beer in the sun
Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one
Friends tell you when you're flys undone
My Uncle John had a special friend
They dressed a like, his name was Ben
I've never seen two friends like them
They we're very very friendly men
La, La, La, La
Friends, Friends, Friends
La, La, La, La
Friends, Friends, Friends, Friends
La, La, La, La
Friends, Friends, Friends, Friends
La, La, La, La
Friends
La, La, La, La
<3
17 de nov. de 2009
Tell me a Story?
Hey Diddle Diddle,
the cat and the fiddle,
the cow jumped over the moon!
The little dog laughed,
to see such sport,
and the dish ran away
with the spoon!
He ran from conviction
and fed his addiction
as the dish heated the spoon.
The spoon begged to go
but the dish shouted: "NO!"
"The Heroin will be ready soon"
the cat and the fiddle,
the cow jumped over the moon!
The little dog laughed,
to see such sport,
and the dish ran away
with the spoon!
He ran from conviction
and fed his addiction
as the dish heated the spoon.
The spoon begged to go
but the dish shouted: "NO!"
"The Heroin will be ready soon"
25 de set. de 2009
O Meu sem Patê.
Primeiro: Feliz Aniversário Rafa!! =}
E a histórinha do dia:
Papai e mamãe do Rafa vieram de São Paulo, fizeram uma enorme surpresa e trouxeram diversos pães e patês para se comer antes de atacar o Bolo gigante de Glacê e Morango do Armelim.
Juntos em volta da mesa: Rafa, Seu Donizete, Dona Fátima, Arthur, Theta e eu. Chega o Guilherme, olha a mesa e diz:
-"O Meu Bolo eu quero sem Patê."
Nisso o Theta responde:
-"Quem é que come Patê no bolo?"
Random person:
-"Tu nunca comeu? É muito bom!"
Rafael:
-"Pior. Não sabe o que tá perdendo."
Passa a comilança, quando uma pergunta é ouvida no ar:
-"Qual patê é bom?"
Arthur responde:
-"Aquele."
A cara do Rafael, da Dona Fátima e do Arthur, olhando o Theta passar Patê de ATUM no morango mais bonito do pedaço de torta dele foi algo que realizou o dia.
-"É RUIM!!!!"
Sim, o Theta é um cara puro que acreditou de fato que existia algum sabor delicioso escondido entre o patê e o morango.
XD~
E a histórinha do dia:
Papai e mamãe do Rafa vieram de São Paulo, fizeram uma enorme surpresa e trouxeram diversos pães e patês para se comer antes de atacar o Bolo gigante de Glacê e Morango do Armelim.
Juntos em volta da mesa: Rafa, Seu Donizete, Dona Fátima, Arthur, Theta e eu. Chega o Guilherme, olha a mesa e diz:
-"O Meu Bolo eu quero sem Patê."
Nisso o Theta responde:
-"Quem é que come Patê no bolo?"
Random person:
-"Tu nunca comeu? É muito bom!"
Rafael:
-"Pior. Não sabe o que tá perdendo."
Passa a comilança, quando uma pergunta é ouvida no ar:
-"Qual patê é bom?"
Arthur responde:
-"Aquele."
A cara do Rafael, da Dona Fátima e do Arthur, olhando o Theta passar Patê de ATUM no morango mais bonito do pedaço de torta dele foi algo que realizou o dia.
-"É RUIM!!!!"
Sim, o Theta é um cara puro que acreditou de fato que existia algum sabor delicioso escondido entre o patê e o morango.
XD~
6 de ago. de 2009
Lua Nova
Terminei de ler o 3° livro da saga Crepúsculo.
ÓH, que sem cultura, que decepção, achei que o Luiz fosse mais culto que esse best-seller idiota.
Blé. Eu leio o que está à mão, e o que eu gosto. Não leio se vou ter trabalho lendo, ou se não estou gostando.
Enfim, meu parecer a respeito do livro (e da saga):
Não é ruim. Mas poderia ser muuuito melhor.
A história é: uma humana que se apaixona por um Vampiro e tem como melhor amigo um Lobisomem, e pela história os dois (Vampiros e Lobisomens) são inimigos mortais.
Por que eu não achei tão ruim: A história é triii boa de ler, prende bastante a atenção, tem bastante ação e é bem leve, Não tem nada muito intelectual, que precise ficar horas pensando a respeito, os personagens são EXTREMAMENTE cativantes, é fácil de se apegar a alguns dos personagens (em geral os secundários, pois a narração em 1ª pessoa cansa as qualidades dos personagens mais importantes), e a história tem uma estrutura que vai se abrindo ao longo dos livros.
Por que poderia ser muuuito melhor: A narração em 1ª pessoa CANSA. MUITO. Especialmente quando a personagem que narra tem chiliques adolescentes. Algumas vezes a narração parece artificial, parece que houve uma edição de última hora em determinados trechos (talvez estivessem pesados de mais?). O cúmulo do padrão de beleza, inteligência, moda e etcs, é colocado o tempo todo, segue a nova receita de bolo para fazer história hoje em dia: Um personagem "esquisito", com um jeito único, bonitão, mas que tem um graaande defeito por trás.
As falhas não são difíceis de descobrir... Aparentemente a personagem principal NÃO MENSTRUA!! Parece que tem o dedo da editora em diveeersas partes do livro, onde trechos parecem destoantes do resto.
Enfim. A história é boa. A Narração uma bosta. Os personagens maravilhosos. A Censura uma merda.
Ficamos com um livro bom de ler, mas que não tem de fato o algo a mais de outros. Aposto que em alguns anos esqueci completamente a respeito dessa série. Até lá, os vampiros e os lobos vão receber a minha atenção até o final da série. =}
FikDik pra quem quiser ler um livro e não tiver mais nada, mas mais nada meeesmo pra fazer. =P
Luiz Alberto.
ÓH, que sem cultura, que decepção, achei que o Luiz fosse mais culto que esse best-seller idiota.
Blé. Eu leio o que está à mão, e o que eu gosto. Não leio se vou ter trabalho lendo, ou se não estou gostando.
Enfim, meu parecer a respeito do livro (e da saga):
Não é ruim. Mas poderia ser muuuito melhor.
A história é: uma humana que se apaixona por um Vampiro e tem como melhor amigo um Lobisomem, e pela história os dois (Vampiros e Lobisomens) são inimigos mortais.
Por que eu não achei tão ruim: A história é triii boa de ler, prende bastante a atenção, tem bastante ação e é bem leve, Não tem nada muito intelectual, que precise ficar horas pensando a respeito, os personagens são EXTREMAMENTE cativantes, é fácil de se apegar a alguns dos personagens (em geral os secundários, pois a narração em 1ª pessoa cansa as qualidades dos personagens mais importantes), e a história tem uma estrutura que vai se abrindo ao longo dos livros.
Por que poderia ser muuuito melhor: A narração em 1ª pessoa CANSA. MUITO. Especialmente quando a personagem que narra tem chiliques adolescentes. Algumas vezes a narração parece artificial, parece que houve uma edição de última hora em determinados trechos (talvez estivessem pesados de mais?). O cúmulo do padrão de beleza, inteligência, moda e etcs, é colocado o tempo todo, segue a nova receita de bolo para fazer história hoje em dia: Um personagem "esquisito", com um jeito único, bonitão, mas que tem um graaande defeito por trás.
As falhas não são difíceis de descobrir... Aparentemente a personagem principal NÃO MENSTRUA!! Parece que tem o dedo da editora em diveeersas partes do livro, onde trechos parecem destoantes do resto.
Enfim. A história é boa. A Narração uma bosta. Os personagens maravilhosos. A Censura uma merda.
Ficamos com um livro bom de ler, mas que não tem de fato o algo a mais de outros. Aposto que em alguns anos esqueci completamente a respeito dessa série. Até lá, os vampiros e os lobos vão receber a minha atenção até o final da série. =}
FikDik pra quem quiser ler um livro e não tiver mais nada, mas mais nada meeesmo pra fazer. =P
Luiz Alberto.
20 de jul. de 2009
13 de jul. de 2009
Programação Interrompida
É com uma tristeza imensa que eu venho fazer este post, uma espécie de Luto.Sábado uma estrelinha dos palcos gaúchos deixou de brilhar. Adriana Marques, que interpretava a adorável Cat Milleidy, faleceu.
Dona de uma voz invejável, dedicação impressionante e um humor maravilhoso, ela cantava e encantava no espetáculo Rádio Esmeralda AM. Tinha planos para dois espetáculos, um infantil (em conjunto com Simone Rasslan, a simpática Pianista Erothyldes Malta de Rádio Esmeralda) entitulada Almanaque Pindorama, e um projeto solo de releituras de cancioneiros tradicionais gaúchos.
Meus mais sinceros abraços de consolo e reconforto aos familiares e amigos (especialmente a companheira de palco Simone Rasslan), em homenagem a grande perda desta artista e maravilhosa pessoa.
Luiz Alberto
Killing me Softly, na minha opinião, o auge do espetáculo.
18 de jun. de 2009
I am, so I must.
Os estereótipos =P
Em negrito os meu estereótipo. O que eu sou e o que eu deveria ser de acordo com aquilo.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINJKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can contact the dead, so I MUST be just like the kid from SIXTH SENSE.
I have lots of CATS, so I MUST be a crazy old hag.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST have bling bling.
I wear HOODIES, so I MUST be a chav.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm ASTHMATIC, so I MUST be a whiney little wimp.
I like CHOCOLATE, so I MUST be fat and ugly.
Em negrito os meu estereótipo. O que eu sou e o que eu deveria ser de acordo com aquilo.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINJKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can contact the dead, so I MUST be just like the kid from SIXTH SENSE.
I have lots of CATS, so I MUST be a crazy old hag.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST have bling bling.
I wear HOODIES, so I MUST be a chav.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm ASTHMATIC, so I MUST be a whiney little wimp.
I like CHOCOLATE, so I MUST be fat and ugly.
15 de abr. de 2009
I need Shelter...
Então, estou completamente noiado com esse filme... Não me sai da cabeça.. desde que eu o assisti parece que eu perdi uma parte de mim... Parece que uma pessoa realmente importante saiu da mminha vida... pra sempre...
Fica uma letra de música que me deixa com os globos oculares extremamente ricos em H2O salina...
Lie to me - Shane Mack
Lie, while you're even early
Deny, that you're in any hurry
Cry, and tell me not to worry
'Cause what I don't know, is never gonna hurt me
Breathe, now baby don't feel guilty
Deceive me, then just walk away
Leave me, the truth will only kill me
It's gotta be, it's gotta be this way
One more bad excuse
Before you turn me lose
Give me something to remember you by
Couldn't you offer me
A little dishonesty
Promise me you'll try
You'll lie to me
Go, your plane is not gonna stay
Slow, so I can take it in
And so you say you'll see me later
When you know you won't see me again
Please before you let go of me
Take me one more time
Appease me, tell me that you love me
That you haven't gone and change your mind
One more bad excuse
Before you turn me lose
Give me something to remember you by
Couldn't you offer me
A little dishonesty
Promise me you'll try
You'll lie to me
Lie, while you're even early
Deny, that you're in any hurry
Cry, and tell me not to worry
'Cause what I don't know, is never gonna hurt me
One more bad excuse
Before you turn me lose
Give me something to remember you by
Couldn't you offer me
A little dishonesty
Promise me you'll try
You'll lie to me
Lie to Me.mp3 - Shane Mack
=,(
Fica uma letra de música que me deixa com os globos oculares extremamente ricos em H2O salina...
Lie to me - Shane Mack
Lie, while you're even early
Deny, that you're in any hurry
Cry, and tell me not to worry
'Cause what I don't know, is never gonna hurt me
Breathe, now baby don't feel guilty
Deceive me, then just walk away
Leave me, the truth will only kill me
It's gotta be, it's gotta be this way
One more bad excuse
Before you turn me lose
Give me something to remember you by
Couldn't you offer me
A little dishonesty
Promise me you'll try
You'll lie to me
Go, your plane is not gonna stay
Slow, so I can take it in
And so you say you'll see me later
When you know you won't see me again
Please before you let go of me
Take me one more time
Appease me, tell me that you love me
That you haven't gone and change your mind
One more bad excuse
Before you turn me lose
Give me something to remember you by
Couldn't you offer me
A little dishonesty
Promise me you'll try
You'll lie to me
Lie, while you're even early
Deny, that you're in any hurry
Cry, and tell me not to worry
'Cause what I don't know, is never gonna hurt me
One more bad excuse
Before you turn me lose
Give me something to remember you by
Couldn't you offer me
A little dishonesty
Promise me you'll try
You'll lie to me
Lie to Me.mp3 - Shane Mack
=,(
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